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Please call me William III

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On November 11, 1918, German soldiers began silently marching back to Germany. They did not fail, but they wanted to taste the tears of failure!

Volume 1 William's New World Chapter One: The New World He slept very deeply, as if sleeping at the bottom of a calm lake, only feeling the cool and refreshing water around him, quiet Chen Tian felt like he had been sleeping for a century when suddenly he heard a loud noise, including the voices of many people speaking, heavy breathing, and shouting. However, his eyes couldn't be opened no matter how hard he tried. After a while, Chen Tiancai felt a chill on his head, and then his hands were pulling his own head (ah! Don't wow! Who's touching my head? I hate it when others mess up my hairstyle the most). The sounds around him suddenly became clear, but he couldn't understand a word of the chattering. After a few seconds of brain short circuiting, Chen Tian suddenly felt a stream of air rushing out from his chest. Wow... "This life shouted to the world," I'm here! I can't believe it, how does my voice sound like... "Chen Tian opened his eyes and saw the colorful ceiling, as well as Huh... foreigner? "Chen Tian found himself lying in the arms of a foreign woman, and then was handed over to a guy with a mustache, who even leaned in to kiss him. Don't wow! "Chen Tian realized that he could only make a" wow wow "sound when he opened his mouth. This is the sound of a baby crying! At this moment, the man with the mustache holding Chen Tian grinned and placed him on a bed. There was also a young woman with a tired face lying on the bed. She hugged Chen Tian and sweetly kissed him. Nightmare, keep sleeping, keep sleeping! Once you wake up, everything will be fine! "Chen Tian tightly closed his eyes and fell asleep with force Chen Tian remembers that today is the first day of the Chinese New Year, and he should have been sleeping in his room. The Year of the Dog, the zodiac year of Chentian. I'm so tired, I couldn't sleep last night because of the noise of firecrackers and fireworks, "Chen Tian went back to his room early to sleep. In the middle of the night, Chen Tian was suddenly awakened by a strange sound, whimpering like the sound of air in a pipe, particularly piercing. No way, I can't bear this kind of thing! "Chen Tian tossed and turned helplessly for N times before finally covering his head with a pillow and falling asleep. At this moment, a round black hole suddenly appeared on the ceiling above Chen Tian's head. The black hole was spinning rapidly, and then this unfortunate guy was sucked in (Passerby A: Why is there a black hole here? )? Author: Does the appearance of black holes require a reason? Passerby A: Don't you need a reason? Author: Do you need it? Passerby A: Don't you need it? The onlookers looked down upon him When Chen Tian woke up again, he found himself still in that 'dream', but the surroundings were quiet and everyone had gone. He turned his head hard, and the young woman was sleeping soundly. It can't be true! Where is this? Chen Tian looked puzzled, realizing that he seemed unable to control his body and limbs. He tried hard for half a day, even using the strength to breastfeed (in fact, he only had the strength to breastfeed now, sadly), before reluctantly dancing his small hands and feet a few times, and could only make babbling sounds. It seems that I have now become a newborn baby. But where exactly is this? The people I saw before, as well as the woman next to me, seem to be Europeans from the past. What era was it? Chen Tian sighed helplessly. He had only graduated from the Accounting Department with a Bachelor's degree in Management before, so he shouldn't think about such a historic issue anymore! People won't be suffocated by urine! It seems that soon they will be able to master another foreign language, hahaha Chen Tian felt inexplicably happy again, as if he had forgotten that he was not the type to learn languages at all. Speaking of his story of passing the College English Test Band 4, it is simply a legend. In the first semester of his freshman year, all six people in Chen Tian's dormitory registered to take the CET-4 exam. Chen Tian only memorized a few words at the beginning, but then forgot about it. On the day before the CET-4 exam, Chen Tian and two other cricket brothers in the dormitory hugged Buddha's feet all day and went online together, saying it was to relax and unwind. As a result, I was too relaxed and accidentally passed the school's closing time, so I had to stay up all night. The next morning, I returned to my dormitory and slept for two hours before going to the exam room. When it comes to taking the exam in that state, I really dream that I am taking the exam, and when I wake up, I realize that I am indeed taking the exam. Except for essay writing, these three brothers' multiple-choice questions are basically like choosing a wife, choosing who is pleasing to the eye. As soon as the exam results came out, all three of them nodded in agreement, and that's how they passed! The other three guys in the dormitory only passed one, and the remaining two kept regretting why they didn't go online with them in the first place. After passing the CET-4 exam, I basically didn't study English well in Chentian University. Besides attending classes and playing soccer, he likes to run alone to the reading room or library to read his favorite magazines and books. Chen Tian, like many boys, has loved guns and cannons since childhood. Coincidentally, the library building of his school is like two inverted hand grenades. In fact, the library has quite a rich collection of books. It took Chen Tian four years to read most of the military literature and biographies of famous people here. In the entire history of human warfare, what he felt most regretful about was Emperor Wilhelm II of Germany and his Second German Empire. After all, their national strength, military power, and war preparedness before the war were much stronger than Hitler and the Third Reich. However, he reluctantly became the ruler of a fallen country? Is it fate? Chen Tian always felt that if he were to become the Emperor of Germany to command this war, history would be a different story. This time, fate played a joke on him. He did not become William II, but became his nephew, Gianluigi William, also known as Gigi William.